Welcome to Benzone - 2010 celebratory version
BENZONE - 5 YEARS OF ACTION
Be who YOU want, not what OTHERS want.
Copyright © 2005-2010 Benjamin.I.M.Knight. All Rights Reserved.
We know why you surf, we're Benzone!
Welcome, Internet Travellers, to Benzone -
celebrating 5 years of useless existence.
Benzone would like to express it's uttermost sympathy for those
affected by the recent shootings in Cumbria. This was a saddenning and
awful event, and we are most sympathetic for the many people who will have
been affected.
Stories
Pictures
Facts
Murder Mystery
Coming To Benzone (At some point)
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Formula One Information
Nene Valley Model Railway Association - The website of one of
Benzone's partners.
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Something has very much annoyed me - especially as it has been Brits, yes,
my fellow wonderful British people, who have seemingly made this response
- although doubtless any American visitors to this proudly British site
will have the same thought in their minds - "When are these guys gonna
learn to spell?"
This grievance comes from pernikety people who have leapt into attack
without checking the English dictionary ..and without even the remotest
realisation that
British and American words are sometimes spelt differently.They should
have travelled more! We've been at the centre of some rancour, but we're
not going to take offence or harbour any grievances. The catalogue of
their ill-informed certainties won't colour this organisation's programme.
It's a grey area anyway. And we don't want to labour the point. Except to
add that most of these cavillous correspondents seem to feel that they
have a licence or a blank cheque for a level of rudeness that more
civilised souls wouldn't have dreamt of. In response, we nevertheless
practise polite dialogue, enabling them to recognise that the error is
entirely their own. (We manoeuvre them towards the Oxford English
Reference Dictionary, which is also an encyclopaedia.) This leaves them
quite defenceless, which may account for the fact that these less than
honourable individuals virtually never apologise.
(Yes, if you noticed that I was using as many English words there which
are spelt differently to their American equivalents, well done, it was a
deliberate piece of unnecesary sarcasm.)